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Not For Him Card

$13.50
  • Not For Him Card by Old Gods of Appalachia
Not For Him Card by Old Gods of Appalachia
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Art from episode 0.5 of Eldritch horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia, The Witch Queen. Quote: "She just needed him to know that she was not for him." Designed by Steve Shell.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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